Tech Bro Wonder

Good Morning Bro,

And welcome to the show. We strive to be there for you - even when you may not want our company... like a gang of high schoolers loitering in the parking lot after hours. Except instead of smoking vapes, we're smoking hot takes. P.S. HAPPY FRIDAY!

In Today's Morning 6 - 9:

  • The Fastest Growing Startup in 2023

  • Tech Bro Talk

  • Cultural Happenings

  • Bro-tastic Memes

The Flash of Startups

In this segment of The Morning Bro, We planned to write about all the cool start-ups coming this year, but after looking at the number 1 placeholder...we decided to go with a deep dive into the organization as it looks to hold the number 1 position for the remainder of 2023. This company is a platform based that has amassed 170 million users within only 3 years of relevant existence. But there is one Catch - We want you to guess before finding the answer at the bottom of this email...here is a chart that show's its growth over the past few years:

The company was founded by two brothers who had a vision and a passion for their idea. They took a $10,000 loan from their father to kickstart their business, and through hard work and determination, they were able to turn it into a success.

Eye-Popping Statistics:

  • 5-year search growth is over 9100%

  • Over 170 million users have registered with the platform since 2022.

  • An additional 500,000 new users sign up for the platform each week!

  • The platform grows at a rate of 70% per month! In total, it pays out over $5 billion to its collection of influencers each year.

  • The company's gross merchandise value (GMV) reached $2.2 billion in 2020, $5.9 billion in 2021, $12.5 billion in 2022, and is projected to pass $20b in 2023.

  • In 2021, The top Influencer on this platform netted a whopping $19.9 million

  • Here is a chart showing the number of posts/content posted over time:

Tech Bro Talk

Microsoft is on a roll, last week they introduced "VALL-E" which is like a voice changer on steroids. Imagine you have a toy voice changer that can make your voice sound like different characters. VALL-E is like that, but instead of a few preset options, it can mimic any voice it hears, just like a human would, by listening to a sample as small as 3 seconds. However, just like any powerful tool, it can also be misused, for example, to impersonate someone or make spam calls sound more convincing, which raises ethical concerns - All my relatives are going to get a "you kicked my dog" prank call this year.

Tesla has cut prices for some of its vehicles sold in the U.S. by nearly 20% to lure new buyers and allow some buyers to qualify for a $7,500 U.S. government tax credit. 

Apple CEO Tim Cook has requested a 40% decrease in his compensation for 2023, with a target of a measly $49 million, which was decided by the board of executive compensation in response to shareholder feedback and Cook's own recommendation. Our thoughts and prayers are with Tim and his family during this difficult time. 🙏

The US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has sued Gemini, a crypto-exchange founded by the Winklevoss twins, and Genesis, a crypto-trading group over a crypto-asset lending program that the regulator claims was not properly registered as a securities offering. The enforcement action focuses on the Gemini Earn crypto-asset lending scheme, which as of October 2021, offered net interest rates to investors of up to 8.05% according to the regulator.

Crypto exchange Crypto.com is cutting its global workforce by 20% due to ongoing economic headwinds and "unforeseeable" industry events, it said on Friday, and blamed the collapse of FTX, whose misappropriation of customers’ funds and bankruptcy “significantly damaged trust in the industry.”Here is a gentle reminder that these vegas odds from November 2022 seem really good right now 😳

Cultural Happenings

Vince McMahon, the CEO, and chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is reportedly in talks to sell the company to the Saudi Arabian Public Investment Fund (PIF), which also owns the Premier League team Newcastle United. However, it's not confirmed yet and the company is still evaluating all possibilities.

Saudi Arabian soccer club Al Hilal is reportedly offering Lionel Messi a contract worth up to $350 million a year to join the team, which would make him the highest-paid player in the world, surpassing rival Cristiano Ronaldo, who signed with Al Hilal's rival club, Al Nassr, in 2023 and will reportedly earn $210 million a year.

$160 for some Cookies? Yea might have to try it. Last Crumb is a luxurious cookie company based in LA, known for its cookie drops that sell out in minutes. The brand offers super premium cookies with fun and creative flavors made by a cookie chef who is strict about quality and uses the best ingredients, and they are delivered with luxe packaging you’ll want to show off. Their latest release is the Platinum Collection that’s available for $160 per box featuring 12 one-of-a-kind cookies that are only made better by being heated up so you can fully enjoy their cleverly curated fillings. Hurry because the next drop is 01/17/2023

I might be late on this one but, THEY FOUND CAROLE BASKIN'S husband! and he's Alive! Apparently, the ex-Netflix star's husband wasn't fed to tigers after all but instead was found happily living "his best life" in Costa Rica. I am not going to lie, this was kind of a letdown to hear and takes away from the mysticism of the show 🤣 CAROLE Baskins.

BRO TIP: Are you planning to travel this year? Book a mystery hotel instead of a traditional one - Websites like Expedia and booking.com offer great deals on mystery hotels, but now with the help of the Travel Arrow chrome extension, you can preview the hotel before making a booking. Give it a try and thank me later!

Bro-Tastic Memes

Answer:

Did you Guess ONLYFANS? Because we didn't! We went to write on the best start-ups in 2023 and we're shocked to find out that this platform was pulling the figures it is and is projected to be the fastest-growing startup in 2022 and 2023 ... Sheesh and yikes.

Thank you for reading, but more importantly, thank you for being you. We hope you found this edition informative and enjoyable. Be sure to follow us on social media for even more Culture, Tech, and Business insights and updates @TheMorningBro